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Sunday, 7. July 2002
All animals go where?


A new book has been released trying to show that all animals go to heaven when they die. It will certainly appeal to pet lovers everywhere. The author ought to make some good money soothing the sad feelings of children and people who treat their pets as children.

What really takes the cake is this line in the blurb of the news release, "How do we know? We look in the book that God left us – the Bible."

Well, I've read the Bible through a few times, and must have just missed all the tons of evidence that would justify a whole book being written on it. I must be a terrible Bible student for the blurb goes on to say --

"This is an animal question – no, it’s a spiritual question. It just fell threw [sic] the cracks!"

Ought to give you some idea of what the book will be like.

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